Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 03, 2014

Or the lottery telling us we won!

Seems SHE has nothing better to do than to bug HIM!

Single blonde female will answer all..

Unless you’re playing email tag with someone, checking your mail often is just useless.

If you want an Email from the president, it’s easy. I get them a couple times a week, along with ones from just about every Democrat that’s running for office. Just send them money once in a while.

MaxCat: Depends on your definition of “often” and how much you like spending an hour at a time clearing out the “send us money” requests (which I hope will subside a bit in a couple months). Yes, I could declare them spam, but I like to keep up with what the Republicrats are doing, since Libertarians are poorly covered in the corporate media and Greens and Socialists are banned altogether (despite the latter having a US senator).

I get important offers of imitation Rolex watches and Canadian viagra all the time.