Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rob Wilco: Will you please go entertain Fungo? He's smoking in the living room, it's annoying. Bucky Katt: Yeah, he's good at that. He annoys to within a 2 millimeter tolerance. Rob Wilco: At least go ask him to blow out the window please. Bucky Katt: Yeah, he blows. He blows like one of those factory fans in a music video. Rob Wilco: Just get him to stop smoking it's uncool. Bucky Katt: Un-cool? Man, he's not even un-tepid! He's warm like a Ziploc after walkies!
peggykb9 over 10 years ago
Warm like a Ziploc® after walkies. TMI! Brain bleach!
Varnes over 10 years ago
peggy, I thought the same thing….ewe….
knjhct over 10 years ago
I second that…Fungo is a jerk !
Dave M over 10 years ago
The most entertaining part of this strip is that Conley made sure to include the registered trademark symbol after “Ziploc.”
Ferret-Fever over 10 years ago
Fungo Sguiggley should have his own strip!
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
Maybe since Bucky doesn’t like to change his litter box as frequently as he should, Fungo is trying to “air freshen” the place. Just an idea…
zephyr9ne over 10 years ago
Had to google walkie to get that. Not the first time I had to use google with this strip.
Thehag over 10 years ago
‘Warm like a ziploc after walkies.’ Absolutely the best!
felinefan55 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I like how Fungo has the most lovely penmanship and manners in his writing. It totally doesn’t fit with him doing something obnoxious like this.
Mugens Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well Fungo did offer a stogie to Rob first so he can’t be that bad….
starfighter441 over 10 years ago
A 2 mm tolerance? How huge is that then?
2252895 over 10 years ago
I about spit out my coffee when I read that. Priceless.
Arianne over 10 years ago
This is why I’m a Fuzzy fan! Only one reaction to a strip like this: Oh, so good!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
Warm like a Ziploc® after walkies. Yet another reason to have a cat.
jbmlaw01 over 10 years ago
Darby may be injecting a tempered criticism by equating a smoker with a weasel.
tlynnch over 10 years ago
Since he cleans his own litterbox does that mean on walkies he picks up after himself?
bmckee over 10 years ago
Oddly enough I’ve never found cigar smoke as annoying as cigarette smoke. Sure they stink (particularly the cheap ones) but they have a certainly character to them. Plus no one chain smokes cigars. In fact rating things on a scale of annoying, I find pipe tobacco to be the best, followed by cigars, then Canadian cigarettes, then American cigarettes – they really stink. Oddly enough I feel the same way about their people who smoke them.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Ziploc…………. Gross! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…… (breathe in) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!