Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 20, 2010

Ziggy, you pick some strange places to eat!

Server: “Here’s your check.”

Customer: “No thank you. Some other server already gave me the check and I already paid”

Server: “Oh. Okay. Then thank you for dining here. Have a nice day.”

Customer: “You too.”

minutes later after the customer is gone

Server: “Hey, wait a minute.”

Fat chance of that happening.

ziggy follow this procedure:

1.eat your meal.

2.head for the bathroom.

3.climb out through the window.

4.run like heck to your house.

susan, he’s a cowboy today. that’s a bandana. corrupted, sounds like you’ve played ” beat the check” on several occations. ever seen Steve Martin’s “absent minded waiter”? go to you tube. some of the funnest 7 minutes you’ll ever spend.

It’s pants. He tied pants around his neck, because he’s sick of people coming along 35 years later, and whining about him not wearing pants.

you Guys leave Ziggy alone. He really has a tough life he always gets bad service, crappy food and someone took his pants…until now I did not realize he is telling my story.

It’s also calorie-free if they forget to bring it to him…

What do you do if the bathroom doesn’t have a window, Corrupted432?

Remember to tip 50% on the free meal. Shows real generosity.

Zig , don’t hold your breath on that one. They will forget most every thing except the bill.