B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 11, 2010

Have another beer and chalk it up to experience.

Good Morning Grog, wherever you are!

My last girlfriend said I approached with a dead weapon.

I see this is going to be a male bonding experience.

You’d have to trick me the same way to get me to go to a rock concert, so we’re even.

JohRak…were the things quartz or quarts?

Good Morning LuvH8!

Depends… does the concert involve wine, women and song or sex, drugs and rock-and-roll?

Culture hurts, doesn’t it?

A tad excessive there Maude? :)

That should have been maude’s last act.

Compromise! Go see “Tommy”.

Operas are great places for a nap.

I wouldn’t want to go to either, but I’d rather go to an opera than a rock concert.

Some of these Opera productions nowadays have pyrotechnic effects and gratuitous nudity, so there’s something to keep your mind occupied while you’re waiting 20 minutes for the next plot development…

SPRAY gun to his head, that is.

did she ask if he was feeling lucky?

aaaah, the old empty gun threat.

Where ever I am?

Time to hit the road Jack!!