Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 12, 2010

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    LittleYipScream  over 14 years ago

    Wait ‘til the Pizza Deliverers’ Union hears about this!

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    take the 50% off. the soul will still be there the next time, but a discount is a discount!

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    davidf42  over 14 years ago

    Give him the pizza for free, then run for it!

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    bobpeters61  over 14 years ago

    Didn’t it used to be, “30 minutes or less or it’s free?”

    I guess no deals are ever as good as they used to be.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    There’s a Dominos in that zip code?

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    eardroppings  over 14 years ago

    Piping hot stuffed souls

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Would you settle for 50% of his soul and 25% off the next order?

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    I’d say he’s being awfully generous…run!

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Oh quit complaining!

    How hard could it be to heat it up?

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    Devils don’t have wings…

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    Kato1408  over 14 years ago

    It is a play on words.

    “Thirty minutes or Less” :

    He gets a soul from the delivery guy named Less or He gets a discount

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Dominos (yuck) used to try to find our house in 30 minutes. We lived on a four house street with the same name as a huge street. A lot of free pizza. Then some spoil sport circled our house on the office map. Stopped ordering their lousy pizzas if they weren’t free.

    Hey, there are two items on an undergrads food pyramid and beer isn’t cheep.

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    With some of the managers I used to drive for, they would give away the driver’s soul before giving any money away…

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