Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 10, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    But the bride looks so funny in that dress!

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    J Short  about 10 years ago

    Wait till you see how small the limo is.

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    PICTO  about 10 years ago

    Is it a three ring ceremony?

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    In this ceremony laughing is encouraged; just hold the ears for later.

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    jtviper7  about 10 years ago

    that’s because ’ Clowns ’ Are suppose to be scary.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Didn’t work out too well. First, everything at the reception tasted funny. Then, she spoiled the honeymoon when she laughed.

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    dflak  about 10 years ago

    Wait until the pie fight at the reception. Cake doesn’t fly as well.

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    Jim Kerner  about 10 years ago

    Remember: Chuckles bites the Dust from The Mary Tyler Moore show? During the eulogy when everybody was laughing but Mary wasn’t? The priest asked Mary to stand up and laugh for Chuckles, because he didn’t like tears. Instead, she bawled like a baby. Clowns want to make people laugh and if they don’t, then they’re sad. No, I was never a clown. But, I do like to tell jokes.

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    rphbeta  about 10 years ago

    Coulrophobia.

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