Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2010

But which stinky, booger-brained man, Danae?

Yeah, Denae!!

Shouldn’t that sign say “Vice Principal and Dungeon Booger-brained Master”?

If Danae had anything to do with it, fredbuhl, it would. LOL.

Stinky, booger-brained men are all the same.

I’m a man and I’m not booger brained………ahh who am I kidding?

Danae, that should have been “George, stinky, booger-brained man, III”.

The school I attended had “and Dance Instructor” under the Dungeon Master . The Two step , then the Five step Foxtrot . Ah few slow learners went for the third lesson THE O M G Samba .

If only my brain were up to the standard of boogers!

Less offensive? What stinky booger brain came up with that idea? Where’s the fun in that? Wonder how her friend, Jeffry refers to girls?

DO modern school teachers actually send the kids to the principle, or do they just sentence them to detention on the spot? I can’t believe that management still has to deal with this.

Dogsniff,

That would be the stinky booger brained shark…..

Like this wasn’t an obvious outcome..

Love it. Thanks for the laugh, Wiley!

My sixth grade teacher was the person other teachers sent misbehaving kids to. She had a second room off her classroom called the “cave.” It had a huge storage unit in it with a bear skin (complete with head) stored at the top along with some other animal skin or part that I cannot remember. No joke people. You can’t make this stuff up!

Danae you are the rigth, the rest of the world is idiot! :)

And ya, she never say that you are wrong! You win!

I’ve noticed that as long as we ” stinky, booger-brained boys ” do it right – theres always a woman ( girl ) helping us - seams like a great place to be to place the blame if we screw it up and use the dagger huh

Potrzebie, they do in elementary, usually the assistant principal. In middle school, it is usually handed by a dean, assistant principal, just straight to detention with a call home. I think High Schools just do detention and or suspension…

I think Danae knows this office well.

When I was in school teachers were much more hands on with discipline. One teacher was an ex Golden Gloves boxer. His classroom was a metal double-wide trailer. While “disciplining” you could hear students bouncing off the walls. Once he broke a pointer over a student’s hand. I was always thankful I did not have him as my teacher.

How often does Danae get sent to the (vice) principal? I’m surprised she hasn’t been expelled from school by now.

Dumb old stinky booger brained FEMALE teacher!

History should record, that King George, was not only a madman, but also a stinky booger brain. Well that’s how I read it anyway.

i would think the VP would have a Danae Window just for her by now…

OMG….OMG….I’ve just discovered something important!!!!! I think “Joe” is OBVIOUS MAN!!!! or at least related to him.

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When is this girl gonna learn!!! She does not control the world around her…

I just figured it out, Danae & Calvin should meet!

You know, the guy with the thing on his head–the crown!

Hey, the vice principal COULD be a woman, you know.

Well, technically, Danae was right.

OMG George, YOU’RE THAT STINKY BOOGER BRAINED MAN!

Well, George did behave like he was booger-brained!

Expelled for giving the wrong answer – honest that’s all she did – tee hee!! Well ok, maybe it was a “planned” wrong answer but….. .

It was a planned offensively wrong answer, worthy of being sent to the stinky booger brained Dugeon Master’s office

I love the timing and pace in Wiley’s strips

*… and the poor, long-suffering teacher hasn’t learned yet not to call on Danae? Or perhaps she’s just an incurable optomist.

Those who will not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.

JP Steve - BTW were you referring to the 18th century King George, or the one of recent memory?

I’ll be in the panic room with Kate and Petey now.

Well, I was thinking of the “Madness of…” guy but I guess if the booger fits…

Calvin may have been the first to use booger in the comics…

At least one of the schools I went to (six elementary, four high schools), it was called “wall-to-wall counseling”…

I was going to say, “If the booger fits, pick it”, but that would be gross!!!

I was thinking King George III but I like Danae’s answer better!

Methinks the VP goes for TPKs.