Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 26, 2014

Dude…. You’re already there!

take a left at that sign, go ten miles to the oak tree, turn right and go two miles and your there.

The sign lies. The bird landed, didn’t he?

Doesn’t take a bird

(wait for it)

brain.

Don’t get discouraged. Neverland is just a stone’s throw from Never Neverland.

It was said that on the anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death, a huge bunch of kids could be found at the gates of Neverland crying loudly; but they were fine once the cops found the bolt cutters and let them out.

The second star to the rightShines in the night for youTo tell you that the dreams you planReally can come trueThe second star to the rightShines with a light that’s rareAnd if it’s Never Land you needIt’s light will lead you thereTwinkle, twinkle little starSo we’ll know where you areGleaming in the skies aboveLead us to the land we dream ofAnd when our journey is throughEach time we say “Goodnight”We’ll thank the little star that shinesThe second from the right

“There’s a sign post up ahead………………………”

With a face on it…..:))

So which is it, Neverland or Never Neverland?

It’s Neverland in the original book and in the Disney movie. The original 1904 play, which pre-dated the book, refers to Never Never Land.

Getting to never ever land would be more likely.

I give “K M” the prize for best quip today.