Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 26, 2014
September 25, 2014
September 27, 2014
Transcript:
June: Why do you stare into the refrigerator? Ralph: If I stare long enough, sometimes I'll find something good I didn't see before! It's a skill that requires patience. I call it "refrigerator fishing"!
therese_callahan2002 about 10 years ago
That’s it, Ralph. Just keep the door open, and let the food you seek spoil.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
@TammiFunniesIs Ralph spoiling the food by staring at it or by cooling the rest of the room by keeping the refrigerator door open? I was wondering because there is a rumor that food spoiled with a glance from an evil person.
cbrsarah about 10 years ago
He’s too darn lazy to shift things around to find what he wants. My husband is almost like that. If he doesn’t see it as he opens the door it’s just not there and he goes to the cupboards looking for something else.
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
My fridge has a readout of the temperature. If it drops because the door has been open too long or any other reason, a beeping starts. June needs one of these next time they have to buy one.