Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2014
September 07, 2014
September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, what the heck are you doing in jail? Breezy: Saving you, that's what! I get points for trying, right? They were charging an insane amount for Bufferin and Twizzlers, so I pocketed them. I was going to pay them back later, I swear! Listen, Rip, just give them some money so we can get out of here. Man 1: She will hang tomorrow for stealing that Bufferin. Rip Haywire: I hope you stole extra-strength Bufferin, because we're going to need it. Breezy: Twizzler?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
What about twizzlers, Rip was asking for Jim Beam. How did a red head get so ditzy.
BenderSastre about 10 years ago
Booze I WAY more expensive than twizzlers.
David Beirne about 10 years ago
If they’re the red twizzlers, she’s worth saving.
lecrenb about 10 years ago
No… the Goons are the ones who will need the extra strength Bufferin…
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
All I know is… My last meal would NOT be Twizzlers.