Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2014

RIP: Can you try jumping out the window?BREEZY: Um, try Plan C, Rip…

Plan C: How long can you strip tease without actually taking clothes off?

Proof that the judg paid her a visit in jail, she killed him, and moved his corpse, and got back in jail is hatd to come by in this case though.

With red, “naturally curly hair” like that, I’m beginning to wonder if this is what became of Frieda from Peanuts after she grew up. She could have easily changed her name because, let’s face it, nobody names their kid Breezy, and someone named Frieda might want something different..

I remember an episode of “Monk”, when he had to work on a case involving a murder on a nude beach. I learned three things from that episode……1. XYZ – Examine Your Zipper2. Diedrich Bader is still as handsome as was when he starred in The Drew Carey Show.3. Being in jail during the night of the murder may not be the most glamorous alibi there is, but it is the most air-tight.…Is it safe to say that this town doesn’t have cable?

come on Rip, we’re waiting

Always have a ‘Plan B’…