Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2014

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    And motivated laws to govern when people can sit on.walls.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    You can put the shell back together but his mind is still scrambled.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Well Wiz you are the King’s Wizard, not his horses or men.

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    UBBM Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty was a cannon.

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    King_Shark  about 10 years ago

    He does look down in the dumpts.

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    cubswin2016  about 10 years ago

    Dumbledore couldn’t have done a better job.

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    ladykat  about 10 years ago

    Thank you, just about choked to death on a grape!

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    Darn! I hate it when I crack an egg into a frypan and get pieces of shell! The only thing I want a bit crunchy in my breakfast is the bacon…

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    “OSHA doesn’t make the rules they just enforce them.” That makes them the perfect Fascists, doesn’t it? Oh, wait, I forgot the EPA.

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    brklnbern  about 10 years ago

    And then they called the insurance company and the W. C. Fields lawyer who always shows up here.

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    jppjr  about 10 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the King’s horses and all the King’s men Had omelet for supper again.

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    RalphZIggy  about 10 years ago

    sounds just as naughty with the ‘T’ to me

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    One Navy Seal  over 2 years ago

    There was never any specification that he was an egg.

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    Droshala  3 months ago

    The rhyme does not say what Humpty is, but Lewis Carroll made him into an egg in Through the Looking Glass.

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