La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 19, 2010

Ernesto have something against the Census? And, boy, is Ernesto going to the slammer for –dare I say it?– child abuse.

Eddie is practicing on his dad so he’ll feel more comfortable doing it. He’s not actually going house to house yet.

Then bring the shotgun ….. Dad can use the time for target practice and the boy can practice dodging.

Some of us actually hand delivered Census forms. The one I was most dreading turned out to be the easiest; a relative who is very anti government. Wound up on some interesting back roads in the Ozarks. Feds wouldn’t pay to wash my truck, though. Oh, because he is a relative here, you’ll hit him with a thong (flip flop) instead of the escopeta.

I can’t wait for next year, when all the Limbaugh/Dobbs wingnuts and Bachmann-Teabag-Overdrivers realize that because they refused to participate, their political power is reduced even more than it would have been via natural demographic changes.

“Joe”… did Tom have that thick, bushy ‘stache in that army green scout uni in those photos?

I think Joe overwhelms us with detail so we can’t tell that he’s out of contact with reality.

I think I’m going to just stop reading anything he says.