Turkeys are not that stupid. Try to hunt one.In full camo in brush all I did was click off the gun safety. That damn bird heard it and ran off.The know to avoid the feeders. They can see you way before you see them. The know when it is hunting season before you do. See them all day and at the beginning of hunting season….try to find one.Ben Franklin recommended the turkey for our national bird for reasons like that.It might not write a novel but otherwise its a very clever bird.
orinoco womble about 10 years ago
It never stopped the shiny vampire/zombie authors, why should it stop you?
ladykat about 10 years ago
In Canada, you have until October 13!
Rise22 about 10 years ago
Turkeys are not stupid…
boldyuma about 10 years ago
“It was a dark and stormy night.”I always wondered if you gave a turkey Exlax would theturkey…..trot?
jpozenel about 10 years ago
I’m certain that lots of Turkeys have written novels.
Some have been bestsellers.
Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago
Turkeys are not that stupid. Try to hunt one.In full camo in brush all I did was click off the gun safety. That damn bird heard it and ran off.The know to avoid the feeders. They can see you way before you see them. The know when it is hunting season before you do. See them all day and at the beginning of hunting season….try to find one.Ben Franklin recommended the turkey for our national bird for reasons like that.It might not write a novel but otherwise its a very clever bird.
bklibancats about 10 years ago
50 Shades of Gravy