Merely as a distraction, the Marlins send out a pinch hitter.
Makes sense. As a lobster, he should be one to lob it over the fence.
Hey, wasn’t that lobster suspended for getting into pot?
In case of accidents, his contract has replacement claws.
The minor league team in Hickory, North Carolina is called the Crawdads. They may want to adopt this technique.
Fresh Lobster. He’s probably Italian.
Butter up!
where is bill veeck when we need him.
And he has a .472 batting average.
Figured Susan Sunshine would have a nice pun or two to throw in here by now.
more of a hitter pincher.
Hell of a strike zone.
Ironic Eggbeater over 10 years ago
Makes sense. As a lobster, he should be one to lob it over the fence.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
Hey, wasn’t that lobster suspended for getting into pot?
Arianne over 10 years ago
In case of accidents, his contract has replacement claws.
cdward over 10 years ago
The minor league team in Hickory, North Carolina is called the Crawdads. They may want to adopt this technique.
J Short over 10 years ago
Fresh Lobster. He’s probably Italian.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Butter up!
louieglutz over 10 years ago
where is bill veeck when we need him.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
And he has a .472 batting average.
rekam Premium Member over 10 years ago
Figured Susan Sunshine would have a nice pun or two to throw in here by now.
trixie neuhaus Premium Member over 10 years ago
more of a hitter pincher.
osceola over 10 years ago
Hell of a strike zone.