Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 11, 2014

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    nosirrom  about 10 years ago

    How many remember the following grocery market PA announcement. “Explosion in aisle 6”? Those were the days. Soda in glass bottles, a hot summer day, and no AC.

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    flyertom  about 10 years ago

    That can happen spectacularly if you stand up 2-liter soda bottles on the checkout conveyor. If one falls over in just the right way….GISH!!!!

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    Enoi  about 10 years ago

    There’s another application for the word “gish!”

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    Dropping a one gallon glass jug of wine on the store floor is spectacularly messy. (don’t ask)

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Whatever you say little girl.

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    hablano  about 10 years ago

    Just drop any 2-liter pop bottle straight down on its cap on a concrete (or very hard) floor. It will punch out the center of the cap and BOTTLE ROCKET!

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    Demmiaa  about 10 years ago

    …… coming home to a beer sprayed garage with the added bonus of bits of glass everywhere

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Happened down the hall in my dorm..Making wine in college, leaving the bottles to ferment, keeping them in your dorm desk, tightly capped. .Noisy, sticky & smelly.

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Don’t put carbonated beverages in your thermos either, kiddo!

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    patlaborvi  about 10 years ago

    I had a glass bottle shatter on me once. I was opening it and it dropped to the floor but seemed to be alright so I finished opening it and it fizzed up and started spreading all over the counter so I moved it to the sink but it was slippery and dropped the last couple inches and shattered, cutting my hand so I required about four stitches.

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    water_moon  about 10 years ago

    I remember stories my grandpa would tell of brewing beer under the porch and when one would pop the kids thinking it was a gun shot.

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    aardvark86au  almost 8 years ago

    I seriously doubt that a cardboard box would keep the beverage carbonated.

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