The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 11, 2014
September 10, 2014
September 12, 2014
Transcript:
Gladys: What's on your mind?
Brutus: I was just reminiscing.
Gladys: About us?
Brutus: Yes. Do you remember our first date?
Gladys: Actually, no.
Brutus: Sigh...neither do I.
I do. 35 years ago and I was supposed to go out with her roommate. I met my wife mid-day while talking with the roommate. An hour later I cancelled with the roommate and never looked back.
oldpine52 over 10 years ago
Some things are best not remembered.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
I remember the first date with my wife. Over 25 years ago and it is still vivid in my mind.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 10 years ago
I do. 35 years ago and I was supposed to go out with her roommate. I met my wife mid-day while talking with the roommate. An hour later I cancelled with the roommate and never looked back.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 10 years ago
Don’t tell your neurologist everything or he’ll take away your car keys.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
That’s a sad commentary about your lives.
boldyuma over 10 years ago
They both need to stop eating acidic products like tomatoes that have been sitting in aluminum cookware.