Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 15, 2014
September 14, 2014
September 16, 2014
Transcript:
Honey! I got you that dread machine you wanted! Hm? You mean bread machine? I'm pretty sure you said dread machine. You're too old to have a spectacular life. Beep Dread complete. I got the talking model.
Ida No about 10 years ago
Machine: “And babe here is the closest thing you’re ever going to get to having good friends.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
A television without a picture?Isn’t that just a radio?
emptc12 about 10 years ago
In the warranty: “If it neglects to say anything to offend you, we offer our sincere apologies – Sucker!”
Stephen Gilberg about 10 years ago
That’s not dread, just depression. A real dread machine would threaten to explode any minute.
emptc12 about 10 years ago
Next: The Boaster Oven and The B-tchin’ Sink.