Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 18, 2014
September 17, 2014
September 19, 2014
Transcript:
I went back in time to stop Hitler. I didn't have the nerve to kill him, so I arranged for an Ohio University to offer him an art scholarship before he became a politician. I had hoped to avert one war, but things turned out far better than expected. In fact, the present was so good, I destroyed the time machine and it's building plans, so I would never be tempted to tweak the past. Which felt like a great idea. Noble. Righteous. Magnanimous. But in retrospect, I shouldn't have been quite so hasty.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
When you try to destroy a Hitler, you become a Hitler. But that’s not a bad thing in this case.
emptc12 over 10 years ago
There are so many stories about going back in time to change things. The ultimate is probably Heinlein’s “All You Zombies.”.And the 2002 reincarnation of “They Twilight Zone” had an episode, “Cradle of Darkness” that portrayed a woman sent back to kill Hitler as a baby. Time travel made her vomit..Time travel is true. It has been licensed to government historians under strict code not to disturb the past. But boys will be boys, and the happy-face spider of the Hawaiian Islands is a little joke someone played. Asimov suggested the Kilroy face is another one. (-
Valis616 over 10 years ago
There will never be peace on this planet as long as the bloodthirsty and warmongering USA exists.
willyairmo over 10 years ago
Duh… “All You Zombies”? The Hooters Dude!
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
Now…wait…that doesn’t make sense…if she’s directly related to Hitler in the first place, then in the original timeline when Hitler did WWII like we know he did, and eventually executed for his crimes, then how could she be alive to actually bring about any changes to the timeline in the first place?
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
Just this morning, I was recalling the Hitler time travel paradox: If you go back to prevent the holocaust, you lose your reason for going back. Makes me imagine someone standing over a young Hitler’s body and wondering why.