Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 10, 2014

A case of the truth will hurt………………………..

Don’t bust my balloons………………..

How to turn docile meek females into rabid caliper haters in one easy lesson! lol

Can you say “subscapular skinfold?”

Beviek, lovely pics today. Just for Laughs Gags occasionally has some really, really funny stuff and that was one of them.

Size “double oh”? I don’t even understand Size 0! Other than negative numbers, what can be smaller than Size 0?

Wow. Go you, Rube!

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 11 hours ago

Come and take it out for me ! -Oh, goody ! After all this working around here I’ll be ready to take a trip with a pretty lady ! [know any ? (Grin !)]-………………………. Got one back in. Searching for the other one.-Nah ! If you knew me back about the middle 1980s, I was still “normal” food. -It counts with me ! Alcohol is a good guaranteed germ killer. -I used a paint roller to paint the underside of the carports and yes, I have used them in the house. I have pictures of the completed carport and hope to get them up soon. We are having to dodge the daily rain in order to work on the shed. I painted the floor panels a 2nd coat and once on the edge. If the rain stays back I will do the 3rd and final coat and the edge again. I store in my carport to keep them dry. Took the car to ABC Autobody to set up for doors bushings replacement. Trevor, who wrote it up, is a Doctor Who fan and loves other English programming too. He sounds U.S. but likely has roots in the isles. I will ask tomorrow when I leave the truck. I told him about A.C., but not that I have a girlfriend there here. He’ll hafta see for himself. -Maria is my favorite funny girl ever !!! The one who died recently doesn’t come close ! I’m glad I’m not Be-zah !_____________________________________________________

Must I do everything? LOL.-Oh, you cheeky… -Have you found your other eyeball yet? If not then I hope I don’t step on it and fall over!-I recently read in a magazine that red wine is supposed to be good for your teeth. I think I’ll stick with toothpaste though. The toothpaste I’m using is making my teeth nice and white. I’m using ‘Oral B’ toothpaste. -I hope very much that the rain stays away so you are able to work on the shed. Paint rollers look fun to use. I always imagine myself using a paint roller on somebody’s lips so they have some impressive lipstick. Don’t ask! We all imagine silly things, It doesn’t mean I would actually do it. Haha.-Trevor would be welcome here if he ever signed up for GoComics. He’ll get a good laugh. Especially when you rip on my photos! By the way, I was meaning to ask… Are you glad my previous avatar has gone now? It was a photo of me in case your memory is a little hazy. -I hope you have a Wonderful Wednesday!

WHO FARTED?

@Al S….looking at that animation without sound, all i could think about was Kate Bush singing Wuthering Heights.

beviek: I like the pic of those sleeping baby penguins! ;)