Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 18, 2014
September 17, 2014
September 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, you never bargained for the danger... you were just in it for me! You were just trying to save me... I was such a dope to think I didn't need saving. Please wake up... please... Breezy: Rip? A-are you crying? Rip Haywire: No, I-I hit my thumb with a... passing turtle?
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
Akward with a capital Ak.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Milk his tenderness softly Breezy. It is difficult for a tough man to cry.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Passing turtle? What was it passing? Never mind…
PMark over 10 years ago
Don’t get me wrong. I am enjoying this little division as much as the next guy, but in case any of you have forgotten, they were chasing the Highwayman and left Cobra alone in a train with a bunch of stolen bank money.
Focus!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Thank you, Dan. You’re not like Aaron. Whew!
mntim over 10 years ago
Torplexia: The irresistible urge to pick up a passing turtle and hit your thumb with it. It’s well-established mental disorder that I just made up.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 10 years ago
Yaaaaa and whew!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 10 years ago
twue love, what is twue love?
cindyorch over 10 years ago
told ya
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
It takes a lot to make a man cry. Those passing turtles can be rather unpredictable.
DorianKTB over 10 years ago
Breezy lives! Hooray for the passing turtles! :-D
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Well, those passing turtles can be nasty, but they don’t usually attack if you leave them alone.
NWdryad over 10 years ago
What was he doing playing with turtles when he had a supposedly dead Breezy in his lap?
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Ya sure a post turtle didn’t fall and hit you in the head there, Rip?
Garfield El Peregrino over 10 years ago
Whew! So all the clapping and chanting from yesterday did work!