Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 18, 2010

Dirk has bad aim, it seems…..

You think this will teach him to be less tyrannical over his subordinates?

I don’t either.

Can you see the heartfelt scene when he reveals himself to his unsuspecting coworkers and then has them killed in a violent and painful way.

All evil alien races have Bad Aim. Klingons, Romulans, Daleks. I think it’s in the union rules somewhere…

He’d probably just say that his aim was fine, but somebody moved the planet…

He didn’t allow for solar wind.

Looks like another promising new story line. Excellent!

“Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”

And then, they can’t hit the broad side of a docking bay from inside.

Obviously, many sci-fi villains are subject to the First Law of Cartoon Physics (“Only When It’s Funny”).

“microsith.” awesome

Microsith? What’s that, an evil blend of the Sith and Micronauts?

His heavy labored breathing threw his aim off.

Whoa that shot almost got uranus…. !!!

aww drat all the good Uranus Jokes were a few weeks ago..

His biggest problem is that he isn’t a clone so everyone know who he is.

Hey, at least he’s not on a VOGON ship! Those guys have no sense of humor or of iambic pentameter! It’s not so much that they destroy planets, mind you, but the PAPERWORK AND BUREAUCRACY are murder! Their poetry isn’t so great either.

He misunderstood, Dark Helmet said Across their Pole, not up it!

Airboy20: I think it’s a blend of Sith and Microsoft.

Yes, precisely.

Worse, They are trying to spin the planet like in Thumb Wars: the Phantom Cuticle