The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 14, 2010

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    randayn  over 14 years ago

    BlueJayRobin isn’t fibbing! It happened in a place called Chignik Lake. It was a pack of four wolves that had been hanging around the village over the past year. Up until then, they had just attacked stray dogs. Now parents are afraid to let their kids go outside.

    State biologists are going to try to kill the pack once the weather permits.

    And no, PETA freaks, the young special ed teacher they killed didn’t do anything to deserve the attack.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Eat or be eaten, junior.

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    grapfhics  over 14 years ago

    Randayn: PeTA freaks support an organization with a 97% kill rate in VA.

    www.PETAKillsAnimals.com

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    the worms crawl in the worms crawl out in your stomach and out your mouth…

    and worms have LOTS of company in the enjoyment and nourishment of homo sapiens flesh

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Once you’ve had human flesh, there’s no going back.

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    shewith5  over 14 years ago

    I suppose that would be an important question to ask when you’re young

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    sweetsong1970  over 14 years ago

    If we keep deplenishing the natural resources of a wild animal’s environment, just you watch how many of these species start attacking humans, not so much for the he** of it, but because they’re starving!

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    James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago

    It’s renewable resources sweetsong1970. Besides, there are some animals that consider us food, but you don’t see many of them in an urban environment unless you consider after we’re deceased when the bugs and worms devour us. Then the cycle starts all over again. It’s not just a top down chain, it’s a continuous cycle.

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    avonsalis  over 14 years ago

    PETA will blame a victim of wolves for simply being in the wolves’ habitat.

    But people’s habitat has always overlapped with wolves’. The real problem is that both people and wolves lack the natural forces that formerly limited their numbers. Most habitats anywhere were formerly capable of hosting a huge variety of species, each in appropriate numbers, compared to today. Biodiversity was never just worldwide, it was local too.

    I’d love to know what anonymous parties sponsor that anti-PETA website. I don’t trust their word any more than I trust PETA’s secretive policy on its euthanasia practices.

    Why would you?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I guess the serial-killer whale doesn’t count because it hasn’t eaten anyone yet.

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