Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2014

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    noahproblem  over 10 years ago

    Just wait for the answer then watch the sporks fly…

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    orinoco womble  over 10 years ago

    They should go to a knife, he could cut the cr*p and cut to the chase.

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    He’s just runcible.

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    donwalter  over 10 years ago

    Spork…..wasn’t he first officer under Kirk?

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    Toonerific  over 10 years ago

    My parents were mixed. They refused to let people place them in different compartments.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    In seriousness, I think a professional would claim to be on both sides, or perhaps neither. His job isn’t to help one “win” against the other but to reconcile them.

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    The old fork in the road.

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    mom2kitties  over 10 years ago

    Might he speak with sporked tongue?

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    spaced man spliff  over 10 years ago

    Is that Bart seen from behind?

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    Bargrove  over 10 years ago

    We had a flat tire. We hit a fork in the road.

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