Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 25, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Wow, who knew?

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    Buuurp…I do.

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    zero  almost 15 years ago

    I really really really want to know that last one

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    ejcapulet  almost 15 years ago

    Does that explain where my socks keep vanishing to when I put them in the laundry?

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    Edcole1961  almost 15 years ago

    It must have something to do with the stupid and paranoid trying to take over the Earth.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    That too, Edcole1961.

    Wow, that’s some powerful theory…or is Tim pulling the wool over our eyes more subtly than we realize? Because a theory that purports to explain everything in reality explains nothing. Even a Grand Unified Theory of Everything has to make falsifiable predictions, which “conspiracy theories” notoriously don’t.

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    coldsooner  almost 15 years ago

    Hey Edcole, they’ve already taken over America, why not the rest of the world?

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    @Edcole1961 This has already happened. The wise and sane leaders have always been vastly outnumbered.

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    See! Told you I wasn’t paranoid. When you go out, hon. could you get some more tin foil.

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    Why people are addicted to certain comics?

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    poolside  almost 15 years ago

    I want to know who keeps making it rain on the one day of the year that I feel like doing yard work? Must be those weather satelites.

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    cdward  almost 15 years ago

    Problem is, the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory is part of a bigger conspiracy!

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    That explains why all the paper clips are amassing in Klemmie Iowa.

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    alan.gurka  almost 15 years ago

    So, the GUCT (Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory) started with the Big Bang?

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    would one of the formulas be:

    E=SC^2(1/J)

    (Entertainment=Simon Cowell squared off against J Lo)?

    I always thought that show was fixed…

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    Trukzut  almost 15 years ago

    OK. Now I have a headache behind my eye!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    @ej - your socks go to the hozone layer.

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    This is bigger than any of us thought!

    I’m going to contact my representatives in congress to open a special investigation right now!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    jtpozenel, you have that kind of power and haven’t told us? What else haven’t you told us? My God, what have we told you?

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    Trebor39  almost 15 years ago

    Too much! We’ve told jtpozenel too much!

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Coyoty, all of my representatives send mail addressed to me personally, telling me how much they appreciate my voting for them (even those who I didn’t vote for.)

    Apparently they all have the greatest respect for me and will do my bidding.

    (I have not mentioned this to my neighbors though, because I don’t want to make them jealous.)

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    Saucy, I won’t ask you how you know, but is that a good thing or a bad thing? And is she still in them when that happens?? Or, is it a socks/momma joke? Your socks so stinky your momma used them for smellin’ salts when Reverend Billy walked in on your sister and your brother…

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 15 years ago

    The Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, which explains why everything happens the way it does, is as follows:

    Because.
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    lbejo  over 14 years ago

    The Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory… I love it!

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    E = M.C. Hammer

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