Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 26, 2010

That last one is just too much to bear!

I don’t believe that at all.

Too much for one brain to process.

Same batter - different cooking process.

thats like saying Bagels and doughnuts are the same ..lol

Ha ha ha next you’ll say, tomatoes are a fruit! who would make pizza with a “fruit” sauce? ha ha ha…

Is that why my wife threw the new waffle iron at me Christmas morning?

Waffles have more oil and less liquid; although pancake batter can be used to make waffles they won’t be the same as proper waffle batter (and vice-verse)

Next he’ll be saying that raisins and grapes are the same food or grape juice and wine are the same, or better yet that beer is just wet bread. Ha some people think we are sooooo gullible.

Someone give Brewster an aspirin.

TMI!

Tomatoes and rubarb are imposters. Rubarb is a vegetable, pretending to be a fruit, and a tomato is a fruit pretending to be a vegetable….KingRat, if wine and grape juice are the same, guess which one I would chose…

And Canadian bacon doesn’t actually come from Canada,,,(otherwise they’d want their bacon back)

lewreader, you said you weren’t going to make any political comments!… you are waffling again

And Canadian bacon isn’t bacon, either. It’s… Ham!

Waffles are pancakes, polenta is cornbread, Rocky Mountain oysters aren’t seafood… Thank God we don’t have anything to worry about Soylent Green.

Kudos TR for a great strip. Tying the interest in unif’ied theory to conspiracy theories is funny and brilliant. As I’ve been reading along I’ve been trying to list out the theories but I missed the great waffle/pancake deception!

Great punch line.

Think what that will do to the economy when all the Pancake Houses and Waffle Houses around the country have to close and merge.

But if we can get grape juice from grapes, but not raisins (because they’re dried grapes), how come we can get prune juice from prunes (which are dried plums), but we can’t have plum juice? How does that conspiracy tie in?

Ahhh Prune Juice… a warriors drink !

High five to anyone who knows where that quote came from !

What about spaghetti, fettuccine, linguine, vermicelli, angel hair, and noodles? Are those somehow connected too?

gillbillvolume1: Worf, of courfe. (hi-5)

How did Oliver Stone miss this?

High five to SherlockWatson !

My favorite conspiracy is why the Original Klingons didn’t have brow ridges but all the later ones did .. even the original ones shown later on DS9 had brow ridges.

Varnes said, about 3 hours ago

Tomatoes and rubarb are imposters. Rubarb is a vegetable, pretending to be a fruit, and a tomato is a fruit pretending to be a vegetable…

The tomato is a vegetable by act of the US government. Somewhere in the mass of regulations governing agriculture and trade, the tomato is officially listed as a vegetable, and in the parallel universe defined by the Law, that’s what it is.

Remember, this is the same government that once upon a time entertained a motion to define pi as 3.00.

And gillbillvolume1, is this what you’re looking for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzbKe6_DN4

Once you peek behind the curtain, Brewskie, you can never unpeek.

Re gillbill: in Captain Kirk’s time, we weren’t on good terms with the Klingon Empire & had to use human actors. They still use Vulcans for the Romulan roles.

The Klingons without brow ridges were explained in Star Trek Enterprise as the result of some sort of experiment gone wrong.

Yes, the Klingons got jealous of “inferior” Humans like Khan Noogian Singh (not him specifically to my knowledge, just genetically enhanced people of his sort who were both stronger and smarter than the Klingons). They tried to get the same genetic enhancement and ended up looking Human as a side effect.

As I recall, the one behind those enhancements was the one who eventually built Lore, Data and B-4, all androids. The same actor played all four, Brent Spiner.

(Sorry, fellow Trekkies, for not remembering the scientist’s name, but I never got to watch those particular episodes all the way through! The lowdown on all of this is on STARTREK.com somewhere…)

Close and merge? Nonsense. At some level’s they’re at war, but on other levels they are the same. (If you’ve never seen Conspiracy Theory, rent it ASAP)

The rest I can believe, but pancakes and waffles???…unacceptable :)