Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 26, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    That last one is just too much to bear!

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 15 years ago

    I don’t believe that at all.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    Too much for one brain to process.

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    ejcapulet  almost 15 years ago

    Same batter - different cooking process.

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    gillbillvolume1  almost 15 years ago

    thats like saying Bagels and doughnuts are the same ..lol

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    zero  almost 15 years ago

    Ha ha ha next you’ll say, tomatoes are a fruit! who would make pizza with a “fruit” sauce? ha ha ha…

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Is that why my wife threw the new waffle iron at me Christmas morning?

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    sottwell  almost 15 years ago

    Waffles have more oil and less liquid; although pancake batter can be used to make waffles they won’t be the same as proper waffle batter (and vice-verse)

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    KingRat  almost 15 years ago

    Next he’ll be saying that raisins and grapes are the same food or grape juice and wine are the same, or better yet that beer is just wet bread. Ha some people think we are sooooo gullible.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    Someone give Brewster an aspirin.

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    TMI!

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    Tomatoes and rubarb are imposters. Rubarb is a vegetable, pretending to be a fruit, and a tomato is a fruit pretending to be a vegetable….KingRat, if wine and grape juice are the same, guess which one I would chose…

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    And Canadian bacon doesn’t actually come from Canada,,,(otherwise they’d want their bacon back)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    lewreader, you said you weren’t going to make any political comments!… you are waffling again

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    And Canadian bacon isn’t bacon, either. It’s… Ham!

    Waffles are pancakes, polenta is cornbread, Rocky Mountain oysters aren’t seafood… Thank God we don’t have anything to worry about Soylent Green.

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    poolside  almost 15 years ago

    Kudos TR for a great strip. Tying the interest in unif’ied theory to conspiracy theories is funny and brilliant. As I’ve been reading along I’ve been trying to list out the theories but I missed the great waffle/pancake deception!

    Great punch line.

    Think what that will do to the economy when all the Pancake Houses and Waffle Houses around the country have to close and merge.

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    alan.gurka  almost 15 years ago

    But if we can get grape juice from grapes, but not raisins (because they’re dried grapes), how come we can get prune juice from prunes (which are dried plums), but we can’t have plum juice? How does that conspiracy tie in?

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    gillbillvolume1  almost 15 years ago

    Ahhh Prune Juice… a warriors drink !

    High five to anyone who knows where that quote came from !

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 15 years ago

    What about spaghetti, fettuccine, linguine, vermicelli, angel hair, and noodles? Are those somehow connected too?

    gillbillvolume1: Worf, of courfe. (hi-5)

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    How did Oliver Stone miss this?

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    gillbillvolume1  almost 15 years ago

    High five to SherlockWatson !

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    gillbillvolume1  almost 15 years ago

    My favorite conspiracy is why the Original Klingons didn’t have brow ridges but all the later ones did .. even the original ones shown later on DS9 had brow ridges.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 15 years ago

    Varnes said, about 3 hours ago

    Tomatoes and rubarb are imposters. Rubarb is a vegetable, pretending to be a fruit, and a tomato is a fruit pretending to be a vegetable…

    The tomato is a vegetable by act of the US government. Somewhere in the mass of regulations governing agriculture and trade, the tomato is officially listed as a vegetable, and in the parallel universe defined by the Law, that’s what it is.

    Remember, this is the same government that once upon a time entertained a motion to define pi as 3.00.

    And gillbillvolume1, is this what you’re looking for?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzbKe6_DN4

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    mrsullenbeauty  almost 15 years ago

    Once you peek behind the curtain, Brewskie, you can never unpeek.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Re gillbill: in Captain Kirk’s time, we weren’t on good terms with the Klingon Empire & had to use human actors. They still use Vulcans for the Romulan roles.

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    David Hamilton  almost 15 years ago

    The Klingons without brow ridges were explained in Star Trek Enterprise as the result of some sort of experiment gone wrong.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Yes, the Klingons got jealous of “inferior” Humans like Khan Noogian Singh (not him specifically to my knowledge, just genetically enhanced people of his sort who were both stronger and smarter than the Klingons). They tried to get the same genetic enhancement and ended up looking Human as a side effect.

    As I recall, the one behind those enhancements was the one who eventually built Lore, Data and B-4, all androids. The same actor played all four, Brent Spiner.

    (Sorry, fellow Trekkies, for not remembering the scientist’s name, but I never got to watch those particular episodes all the way through! The lowdown on all of this is on STARTREK.com somewhere…)

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    PappyFiddle  over 14 years ago

    Close and merge? Nonsense. At some level’s they’re at war, but on other levels they are the same. (If you’ve never seen Conspiracy Theory, rent it ASAP)

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    cmusicfan2000  over 11 years ago

    The rest I can believe, but pancakes and waffles???…unacceptable :)

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