Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 12, 2010

Broomie is a very distant relative of Pinnochio…

You can’t lie to the IRS Broomie and get away with it.

Now if she gets the sniffles or a bird perches (preferably some fowl), we can get it declared an Endangered and Protected Wetland….

Why not tell the truth, Broomie, and say you have no income? :P

This illustrates nicely why so many people are moving away from the “Cashless Society” and towards the “Untraceable Cash Society”!

“The better to smell you with my dear.”

It is not a sin. It is not a lie. They created the tax tables to include cheating. Think about how they will spend your money. Its only fraud if you get caught. It is un-American not to cheat. Spiro Agnew cheated on his taxes and look where that got him .(delete last comment).Al Capone said “I ain’t paying no taxes” (Delete). Walden Pond was empty till some body’s neighbors paid his taxes (delete)..Anyway, history is full of patriotic tax cheats. Why not you number 38690, Federal Corrections Center?

There is always Charitable Contributions. May I suggest the Jesse James/Tiger Woods Home for Unmarried Mothers.

Brroomy’s branching out into tax preparation.

i guess she waited as long as i did this year.

how much did you owe this year broomie ?

i just sent a check to the blasted IRS this morning

Thanks, Bald. We need the money. You are a honorable and patriotic person. I appreciate it. The roads need fixing and the snow will need to be plowed off the interstates. A cop likely kept his job and someone likely fed their kid. Thanks, we need more like you.

Move to Canada, Broomie – ours aren’t due till the end of April. Or course, our tax rates are higher…

Wonder if IRS agents in Broomieland include termites? Or perhaps woodpeckers? Yellow bellied sapsuckers? Ax Men?

@freeholder1 said, 38 minutes ago

Thanks, Bald. We need the money. You are a honorable and patriotic person. I appreciate it. The roads need fixing and the snow will need to be plowed off the interstates. A cop likely kept his job and someone likely fed their kid.

Oh dearie me, I just discovered a deduction I missed. This is going to reduce the tax I owe!

I guess that cop’s kid is going to starve today after all.

I can just picture Broomie sharpening the end of her new nose so the tax man can’t come close enough to take her check.

What is Broomie worried about? She can just zap the taxman when he comes to collect……

Broomie’s going to have to pay the ax man as well.