Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 15, 2010

They’ll learn nil about earth people now, the fools!

I pity the space aliens! [–Spoken in best Mr. T voice.]

Now that’s justice – an alien studying an alien.

They won’t keep her for long.

A few good ZAPS and/or seduction attempts and/or demonstrations of cooking skills and Earth will be placed permanently off everyone’s invasion list.

I’d say that Broomie was an average representation of a 1500 year old witch with poor social skills. Break out the probes!

As Marvin the Martian said of Bugs Bunny: “Do you suppose all earthlings are like that’a way.”

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@JR Maybe she’s the reason we haven’t yet been invaded? But just wait until they recuperate from their fright……

Must have been a sociological study paid for by the alien government. Okay, they’re no more advanced than we are.

Broomie may start a charms race.

To boldly probe where no aliein’s probed before.

And I had such high hopes.

So there is life out there! I knew it, I just knew it !!!!!!!!!

We don’t have to worry about being invaded now.

Ever heard the Julie Brown song “Earth Girls Are Easy”?

Yessiree! Gone in a flash.

Quick, somebody call Will Smith!

Welcome to earth, third rock from the sun.

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Are those trees dancing?