B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 27, 2010

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Now that’s a moot moat thought!

    Good Morning Grog, Gweedo & LuvH8

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Or maybe an anti-canoe ist

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Wiley must have got that one from the Fink.

    Good Morning, Lonewolf & LuvH8

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I guess a promoter’s natural enemy is an antemortem.

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    sunnydog  over 14 years ago

    WHILE USING HIS/HER AUTOMOTOR

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
    Hello LoneWolfie & Grog!!
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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    OKay why did I see Don King in my mind when I read this Maybe it’s the hair

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    A promoter is an old movie about the Spring dance down at the Dodge City schoolhouse.

    Get it? A ”Prom Oater*!

    HAW!

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    bluegreenthing  over 14 years ago

    even a caveman can do it.

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    gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago

    @EasterFritz - streeeeeetch! ;-)

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    lightenup, it’s no bigger a stretch than most of these $#@!%? “Wiley’s Dictionary” gags…

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
    Good Morning Dogsniff!

    That pun deserves to be demoted.

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    abralive  over 14 years ago

    Wiley’s dictionary is punderful.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    It’s cruel (but hardly unusual) pun-ishment.

    Here’s another:

    Promoter: A person who writes witty one-liners to publicize Oprah Winfrey’s magazine.

    See? P.R. “O” mot-er!

    HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! I crack me up.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Is there a remote chance Fritz will strike again?

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Promoter” is a poor term…THAT’S BEEN STUCK IN A BLENDER!

    A-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    No way a promoter works that hard.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Wiley definitely had an off day when he came up with that one. El Stinkerooni! :))

    Very good, EasterFritz (in a mixed-up sort of way)!

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    AgProv  over 14 years ago

    Ah, the Uxbridge English Dictionary (American Edition)

    http://www.alspcs.com/main.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listof_gamesonI’mSorryIHaven’taClue

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