Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 26, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I didn’t realize that Rodney had to punch the clock.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Next time try “fire in the attic.”

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Rodney works?

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Rodney, you’re always a day late and a dollar short!

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    except when retreating!

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    legaleagle48  over 14 years ago

    I’m never sure which is worse: getting to work late and being scolded for it, or getting to work late and having the boss say (in all sincerity), “Oh, were you late today? I hadn’t noticed!”

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    glslightning  over 14 years ago

    How could the King be late when he lives in the castle?

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    Nothing worse than wasting a perfectly good lie…

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Rodney doesn’t have to work at retreating.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Well, Rod, if you need any more lies, you can ask the Fink and he’ll sell a few to you. Tax them, too.

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    JerryGorton  over 14 years ago

    Getting up late to turn on the taxes?? Or does he let them run all night!!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Staying OR getting up late is too taxing. They run 24/7.

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    jabbottfan  over 14 years ago

    kings can be late?

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Don’t worry Rodney, you can use it again at a later date. The king has a short memory.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    There have been many late kings, jabbottfan. George VI is the most recent.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Is there something worse than wasting a good lie? Sure. Telling a perfectly good truth and not being thanked for it… which is more par for the course in this King’s court.

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