Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 28, 2010
Transcript:
Jeff: Okay, are any of these questions culturally offensive? Havoc: Not if you don't mess up the translation. Jeff: What if I do? Havoc: We disavow you. As usual. Man: (Yes?) Jeff: (Hello, elder who is reputed!) Man: (Excuse me?) Jeff: (I am question-asking for survey of intelligence! Does the surging catch your fancy? Does the police scheme make dreams spring true right off the stick?) Man: (Well...) Jeff: (What is up in the air with corruption? Is there a good odor that is afoot and making your day? Do you say hello to Taliban with arms that are spread-eagled? Or are they hitting the path which is asphalt?) Man: (Your Pashto is atrocious.) Jeff: (No, thanks, as I am preferring ham!)
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Was Jeff the best they could come up with?
anniefan over 14 years ago
I was in Afghanistan in the 70s. Pashto is a VERY HARD language. I used Farsi to communicate with people
CheesyWhiz over 14 years ago
Jeff’s slacker cred aint helping
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Jeff’s the tip of the spear, letting it all hang out. The potential losses are minimal.
If Havoc were true to his name, he would figure out way to leverage the chaos Jeff causes to his advantage. I saw them do it all the time on “Get Smart.”
“Unleash the Nimrod!”
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
There’s nothing to worry about, Jeff’s in the liberal part of Afghanistan. The women let their hands show.
landshark67 over 14 years ago
He didn’t get punished for shooting down the USO chopper?
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
So THAT’S why this idiot is – still – there? Jeff actually has, at least somewhat, a capacity for foreign languages? Who would have thought?
cdward over 14 years ago
I wonder who the idiots are. The one who can’t do anything or the ones who keep sending him in to try.
T Gabriel Premium Member over 14 years ago
culture shock in extremis. our time in vietnam, republic of, was challenging too if we asked papa san to party with his daughter and wife when we actually asked if the well water was safe to drink
It wasn’t…
Albany58 over 14 years ago
He could be an interpreter for Google translate and the other babelfish machines.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
UUUUUUUUUUUUUgly American
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Sounds like a tech rep for some “U.S.” company.
jaiel over 14 years ago
Do you think the guy gave him the wrong translation on purpose?
MurphyHerself over 14 years ago
Rather like the skit on Monty Python.
deadheadzan over 14 years ago
The look on the reputable elder’s face is priceless.
Kevin Parker Premium Member over 14 years ago
I once read about an interview with Madonna in Hungary in which the questions had been asked in Hungarian, her replies translated, and then the whole thing re-translated back into English. The “up in the air”, “good odor” and “arms that are spread-eagled” come straight from that transcript. At least that version wasn’t likely to get anybody shot.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
My hovercraft is full of eels.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I believe this is also in Farce-y.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Reputed elder, refuted elder. Same thing.
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
@Kevin Parker-Did you recently visit Oklahoma twice in the past month for unhappy reasons? If so, you are related to my late husband, a nephew in fact. Guess there could be more than one Kevin Parker in the US, but had to ask.
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Boy Howdy, legacyshooter’s right, the water is bad juju. I got worms 4 times in the 2 yrs. I was there.
leeboznike over 14 years ago
This is good Doonesbury! Or, probably, I just can’t resist “bad translation” comedy routines; usually, they’re funny as hell! I hope this keeps going for a while longer.