Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 03, 2014

I’m no football player but I think it might help if #22 holds his hands closer together.

The new guy comes in and does a much better job than his predecessor, much like when the second Darren came in on Bewitched.

You’re in at quarterback, unless those four UFOs hovering over your head abduct you first,

“If you get a haircut.” Or isn’t True #11?

Why has Tru(e)’s dad mysteriously disappeared from the strip?

In all reality, TrueZ Dad was severly beaten at halfttime by Milford fans who were sick of his whining about True Magic not playing. After the beating, they dropped him from the stands.

Tru & Kaz…..mullet on mullet action, with a dance off after the game!Disco Stu

P2- Is that EES or a sonic pop admiistered by the aliens?

Judging from P1, the aliens have already abducted a large part of the crowd. Or maybe the got lost on their way to the stadium without Signman to lead them.

Don’t blame the sparse crowd on Milford. This is the second of two games on the road to open the season.

Let’s see. The Special Teams give up an opening kick-off return for 6, the receiver won’t stretch out his arms to make a catch, the defense has given up 2 scores. Yep, time to switch QBs!

P2 – “A deep ball falls short.” But it is bouncing away from the player. How did Jarrod(e) throw a bomb and put backspin on it? The bounce is as if the ball came over the kid’s head.

Did the aliens drop off something else?

Tomorrow it’s Tru(e) time! For now we’ve got MUT-time.

Didn’t trainer Rick Scott bring some Shower to Shower for this important road trip? Afterall, “A sprinkle a day helps keep odor away….have you had your sprinkle today?”

Ha, improved the last dialog in MUT for an overlooked Seinfeld reference.

Looks to me #22 in P2 is covering a punt. Did J-Rod quick kick?