Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 15, 2014

Most people think of unicorns as being horse like, but many old illustrations show them to be more like horny old goats.

Have you ever seen a unicorn try to hug someone? It’s awkward.

Does that mean he’s a virgin?

I wouldn’t complain! They’re just jealous old grouches, Unicorn!

Never, ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.

That horn’s getting a little too close to some private areas.

For a different description, read “The Last Unicorn” by Peter S Beagle.