That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 19, 2014

“How do you want me to cook it?”

Paris Hilton’s many-times-great-grandmother.

“Who’s gonna clean up that mess down there? Not ME!”

“Where can I get a large handbag to carry Poochie in?”

She looks like Jimmy Fallon.

Lady, you’re holding the chihuahua because the Saint Bernard is too heavy for you to pick up!

Once again, so far, no work, by this artist, has appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog (if that changes, the first link will list them).A Woman with a Dog is shown, with an enlarged image, and described, by its current-location page (more under Notes in its OBJECT INFORMATION section, couldn’t find the pendant mentioned there).The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection.

He matches your ensemble.

Jimmy Fallon in drag.

Not a Chihuahua, it looks more Terrier.

Or go to Number Six’s page to see it.

Looks to me like the dog bit her lip.

and why am I wearing these watermelons on my feet?

When you said “Whippet Good”…

“I see now why you wanted me to wear the brown skirt.”

I was reminded of an old National Lampoon magazine cover of a gun being held to a dog’s head with the caption.“Buy this magazine or the dog dies”

Shaggy dog tale: 3 dogs wanted to enter the Pearly Gates but St. Peter barred the way. “We only accept people with souls”, said he. The first dog asked “What are souls?” and the Holy One explained, “You know – writers, musicians, famous folk like that – they’ve got souls”…and so the dogs turned tail, looking hangdog. After conferring however, they returned to St.P saying “That’s all right – we’ve got souls – we’re famous”. “Oh yeah?” said the Gate Keeper, “who are you then?” The first dog replied, “I’m Bach, he’s Offenbach and he writes doggerel”.

Who you callin’ a “dog”?

Oh,… the dog…

Number Six, I had that issue. I read National Lampoon every month for years. Could be why I have a warped sense of humor.

My favorite article was by written by BABA RUM RAISIN.