Endtown by Aaron Neathery for September 15, 2014

Guard 1: “Hey! You’re wasting good eggs! These are still crunchy!”Jim should just snap their necks.

Wow! Holly follows the bug, Jim looks like he’s not going to sit still hoping Sarah will come, he’s found his anger and is going to find her. He may not like it, but he may find the guts to leave these obnoxious lizards behind. Good for him. Run Holly run! your man needs you!

Those guards have got egg on their face.(I HAD to say it.)

Who says Endtown isn’t funny?

First you find your meal has been “bugged”, and then you make your “egg-scape”. (Okay, Jenner, you started it!!)

A bug, a mouse and a raccoon walk out of a joint…

… and the lizard says, “what is this? Some kind of joke?”

“Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak”“Sing along with Holly and Jim, now follow the bouncing bug.”

Time to scramble.

The thought occurs that if this food was poisoned, as might be suspected from the last strip, this might just turn out to be slightly more lethal than the usual food fight.

Holly brings out the best in the men around her.

I was going to go with “An eggcellent plan!” but I see Jenner (of course) and others have already out-punned me…

I see they’re intent on saving their bacon.

Really like the angry raccoon expression in panel 4.

Back in time for some action, lucky me!!

Yeah!!! This is the kind of action I’ve been waiting for!!! Awesome!!!

Ha! Nice!

How eggciting! Looks like Jim finally got angry after Holly egged him on. They will probably get away, I think the guards are shell-shocked. It just shows how fast things can fall apart when there are bugs in the system.

Now we may see what effects those eggs have. If the lizards ingest any we will know what was wrong with them.I bet Holly goes one way and Jim the other.Jim to find his beloved Sarah (how sweet, till he finds her in the arms of another) and Holly to the kitchen (of course she is a waitress, breakfast is waiting.)

It looks like Wally isn’t the only one who can kick lizard tail.

What? No one likes scrambled anymore?

I can’t believe I’m the first to say this……FOOD FIGHT!!!

I was operating under the theory that those eggs were either drugged or poisoned, if those guards collapse in the next comic my theory will be vindicated.

Veteran and wakeangel2001Maybe not. I would assume that whatever was used in the eggs would require a reasonable amount of them to be consumed before it took effect. I would be surprised if the lizards ingested more than a trace amount of the eggs, if that. I sincerely doubt that the drug or poison was powerful enough to cause skin contact with the eggs to have any effect. That said, this is the classic “pie in the face” routine, so the rule of funny may apply.

Looks like a little bit of Shock and Awewwwwwwwww Crap! They’re after us!

Pie in the face!

Let’s beat it!

Does this mean Jim is going to chase after the damned bug after all?

Jim’s Topsider side is showing.Destroy all Mutants…….or How To Complain about the Service. (Cue John Cleese)

The 1st really funny cartoon in a while and where is Cheapskate? I bet he loves it when he sees it.I noticed that Tony Auth has gone whereever cartoonists go when their time is up.Cartoonists are needded of all types are needed in this world, so I’m sad to see him go.

Do you think they’re ova reacting?

I think the commentary lays an egg.

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