Dinosaur Comics by Ryan North for April 03, 2015

Cause and effect.’Cause I ate 10 whole chickens and it gave me a whole lot of effect.Science is like that.

I would have stopped at 5.

it turns out there’s no real excuse for pretending you’re deaf?

Why does a supposedly educated writer/cartoonist use an imaginary word (“alright”) rather than the very real “all right”? Is it too much to ask that, while he entertains us, North use grammar and diction worthy of a grade-school pupil?

Next time, make sure the chickens are stuffed with cornbread, onions, celery, and corn. Then you get meat, grain, and vegetables—a balanced diet.

Only 10 chickens? He’s a T-Rex for crying out loud!