Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 28, 2014

My battery has been dead for ages. My radiator dried up long ago. Seems all I have left, is a tank full of bad gas.

THIRDGUY – now, that’s funny

That’s one saucy quiz.

I’m a “C”

I feel like an old battery that is leaking stuff. :-)

I was so sick a couple of weeks ago, I thought I would have to die to feel better! I’m fine now!

It depends on what day it is, so how come “All of the above” isn’t an option?.Of course, “None of the above” would indicate you are on the wrong side of the top soil…

some days I feel like I am older than dirt

Now Cosmo will start getting religious because he was obviously born-again.

that’s why i never take those quizzes

I overheard the boss talking about getting rid of the “deadwood”Wasn’t sure if he was talking about me.I mentioned it to a co-worker and he looked me up and down and said..“Yep..Your wood is definitely dead.”