Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2014

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Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Rip Haywire: Sweet salty air! I did it! Guys, you are not going to believe how I lived to- Tell my tale. Man: I'm a pesky foe, eh, whip? Would you like a bullet now or later? Rip Haywire: *sigh* later, I guess. At least give me a chance to meet my death in something other than a speedo. Man: I just love stealing all your hard work for my own. You've helped my career immensely, whip. For that I will kill you slow and painfully. Like waiting for a meal at Olive Garden. Rip Haywire: You're all heart, coover-but with me dead, you don't stand a chance at finding the treasure. Man: Nice try- my fortune has just been made securing ze tiki. But, eh, I bite what treasure do you speak of, eh?