Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 03, 2014

Okay… I’ve seen worse concoctions for ‘diet’ smoothies.

He spoiled it… He shouldn’t have put in the ginger..

What no ginseng?

With that concoction, no wonder why Blanche won’t drink it! Why doesn’t the Wiz just “zap” her thin (and while at it, sweet, too!),

Yeah, those diet smoothies taste like fly feet (and you may not actually know were those fly feet have been…).

Algae has always seemed something to avoid for me in diet Smoothies.

Can I just have a Bloody Mary instead? Oh, and don’t forget the beer chaser…

Considering you can pronounce all of te ingredients and they actually occur in nature; this can not be a “diet” smoothie.

I’ve never seen a prepackaged “diet” anything that actually contained a food item.

GEL of toad? ewww

Don’t tell Starbucks and give them any ideas….They’d probably charge 20 bucks for a drink like that

I personally know many women who would guzzle Wiz’s potion down in gallons if they thought it would help them loose weight.