Coach: Fox, hold on- don't take batting practice yet. My car's in the parking lot where your foul balls tend to land. I want to move it to someplace where you won't be likely to hit it.
Peter: Why's he driving it into center field?
Reminds me of the day I hit 13 foul balls. Had to halt practice to go pick them up from the parking lot. There was a dent in the coach’s car. I was the only one on the team not to letter that year. HMMMMMMMMM????
What a supportive coach. Willing to sacrifice his car to get Peter to hit better.
I am no better then Peter and always hit foul balls into the opposing teams coaches car. I have always wondered why I was kept on the team and placed at bat so often?!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Very funny! Why isn’t Peter laughing?
2write over 14 years ago
That’s a supportive coach.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
guess Peter has “warning track power?” probably more like “infield dirt power.”
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Looks like the coach knows him pretty well.
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
It’s called sarcasm, Peter.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
No, no, Coach, that’ll guarantee that Peter hits the ball into center field.
Dkram over 14 years ago
LOL!
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NE1956 over 14 years ago
So aim for center field, Pete. That’ll teach ‘im!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Better yet, bunt, you’re more likely to hit the car, that way.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Foul coaches lead to foul balls.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Reminds me of the day I hit 13 foul balls. Had to halt practice to go pick them up from the parking lot. There was a dent in the coach’s car. I was the only one on the team not to letter that year. HMMMMMMMMM????
davidf42 over 14 years ago
I know what! Peter could sign for the 0 and 7 Astros!
rayannina over 14 years ago
I think he’d be the ‘Stros’ only starter under 35 …
dicatduke over 14 years ago
Because you’re a lousy hitter! Take the hint…..do something else!
digasi over 14 years ago
What a supportive coach. Willing to sacrifice his car to get Peter to hit better.
I am no better then Peter and always hit foul balls into the opposing teams coaches car. I have always wondered why I was kept on the team and placed at bat so often?!
1148559 over 14 years ago
@ digasi,
LOL