FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 27, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: Andy, you don't understand! I need coffee to wake up! To think! To function! Andy: Roger, if that's true then you're addicted, and it's even more readon to break free from caffeine's grip. See? Not even you can debate that. Roger: I need coffee to debate. Andy: Here. have a refreshing glass of ice water.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Ice water’s not the same, Andie!
rayannina over 14 years ago
Can’t wait to see how this boomerangs on her. Because you know it will.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Sorry, you can’t get any sympathy from me on that - I loathe the stench of coffee and agree that addictive behavior needs to be broken.
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
Yes, but it’s not her decision to make, ejcapulet – and certainly not unilaterally. She should have at least shared her concerns with him before she decided to just cut him off without warning. That’s not only rude and inconsiderate on her part, but also counterproductive. What’s to stop him from having coffee at work, or at anyplace else that’s not home, if he doesn’t WANT to quit drinking it?
albertonencioni over 14 years ago
..wait ‘till Roger finds how beautiful is to wake up with a steaming coffe brought to your bed by your 22-years-old blonde Russian secretary…
naplllp over 14 years ago
Shouldn’t he tell her that 3 cups of coffee sharpens ihe brain? This was on Dr.Phil the other day…
cdward over 14 years ago
I love the smell and taste of coffee. Actually hate the smell & taste of tea. Also, all the research says up to five cups a day are perfectly fine and may even have some health benefits. Of course, the “wake up” effect is actually over-rated – a good night’s sleep is much better.
But the main point here – and legaleagle48 made it nicely – is that it’s his decision to make. I’d suggest he run right out to buy a cup then go to the grocery store and buy a pound.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
When coffee was extremely expensive in the 80’s I gave it up for 6 years. Worse than when I quit smoking.
tripwire45 over 14 years ago
Suddenly cutting someone off from their beloved coffee is just…wrong.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
I have one travel mug of coffee a day, the rest of it is spent drinking water or herbal teas… :)
Good Morning to ALL!!!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I see some of the other anti-control freaks are here with me today. You don’t quit alone, but you need to decide to quit alone.
If you want to end your marriage, keep making decisions for your spouse, Andy. If you married anything other than an amoeba, there’s a spine there somewhere.
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
Wenthral over 14 years ago
It would serve her right if Roger switched to Mountain Dew in the morning.
dianalyn over 14 years ago
I am diet Pepsi in the morning, never have drank coffee or a beer for that matter.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
NAPLIP Nice to see someone admit to watching Dr Phil
As for water, don’t fish copulate in that?
attyush over 14 years ago
Roger’s birthday should be an official holiday in Columbia.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Concur with most of the opinions expressed here, even the self-described freaks.
Caffeine addiction - like any drug addiction - can have serious, painful withdrawal symptoms that can wreak havoc on your health and your relationships with others. I know from personal experience. I became addicted to caffeine in college when I had a very difficult software class. I’d say in the computer lab for 18 hours at a time, trying to get my programs to compile and run properly and ended up caffeine dependent. Years later, when I decided I needed to quit because of high blood pressure, withdrew S L O W L Y and everything was fine. But I remember Saturdays (before quitting) when I’d sleep in and awake with a tremendous headache because my body was demanding caffeine.
In real life, Andy & Roger should have discussed this together and arrived at a plan. It’s what people in good marriages do or people who want to have a good marriage.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
“sharpens the brain” coming from another self-proclaimed expert…
Reminds me of how heroin was described in the early 1900’s as having wonderful health benefits; “sharpening the mind” and “clearing the complexion” being among them.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Regular exercise sharpens the mind better, for longer and is healthier.
runar over 14 years ago
Coffee upsets my stomach.
photoman022 over 14 years ago
ice water, taken fresh from her veins!
dflak over 14 years ago
If he’s not getting any at home, he might just go outside the marriage to get it.
This isn’t to say that coffee is better than sex. Well, at least for some of us. Sometimes.
falcon_370f over 14 years ago
AZPrairiedog, you might want to cut down on the “Family Guy” watching.
starguy over 14 years ago
albertonencioni, if you wake up with your 22 year old, blonde Russian secretary, and you STILL need coffee to get going, then you have far greater problems than a caffeine addiction.
zerotsm over 14 years ago
I can’t stand the taste of coffee, If I need caffeine to keep awake I’ll drink a Pepsi (not that diet stuff that tastes like metal, the “high test” stuff with sugar and high fructose corn syrup). Jolt Cola or the other “energy drinks” are too strong for me, they make me so jittery I can’t solder and people think I’ve been doing illegal stimulants.
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Mint herbal tea helps keep me calm.
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
Roger,
Call an exorcist..
One of you is gonna need it.
dhubb over 14 years ago
I’m with you @ejcapulet I can’t stand the smell of coffee, and hate seeing the addicting effects it has on people.
As for the comic, I do agree that she should have talked to him about it first, but if he wants a cup he will just go out and get one.
theamazingamber over 14 years ago
Let the man have his coffee. If caffeine is his only addiction, count yourself lucky, lady. Perhaps the point is less java-control than it is husband control (some people just like to micro-manage).
Rakkav over 14 years ago
It’s quite possible to enjoy coffee daily without becoming addicted to it. It helps to add cocoa to take off the edge.
Johanan Rakkav, CEO, Rakkav’s CocoMocha, Ltd. :)tsandl over 14 years ago
Coffee’s not addictive! (slurp) I can (gulp) quit any time I want. (glug, glug, glug)