Grim Reaper: I'm here for the dreams and aspirations of your youth. Man: You mena they're...? Grim Reaper:...as a doornail.
If you work in a cubicle, you’ve been dead for years.
… and that, kids, is why you should never have dreams or aspirations.
Planning is the first step to failure.
If my dreams had come true, I’d be serving 30 to life and they never would have found the algebra teachers body.
As dead as Dane Cook’s movie career.
Explains his recent coffin attack.
Good one, kcycrs! Sounds like something straight out of Murphy’s Law………………..
What is it about doornails that define the quality of deadness?
Most people die at age 27. They then wait another 40 years or so for their bodies to catch up.
Is RLA stealing from Dilbert?
ksoskins over 14 years ago
If you work in a cubicle, you’ve been dead for years.
cdward over 14 years ago
… and that, kids, is why you should never have dreams or aspirations.
kcycrs over 14 years ago
Planning is the first step to failure.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If my dreams had come true, I’d be serving 30 to life and they never would have found the algebra teachers body.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
As dead as Dane Cook’s movie career.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Explains his recent coffin attack.
rw1h over 14 years ago
Good one, kcycrs! Sounds like something straight out of Murphy’s Law………………..
POPPA1956 over 14 years ago
What is it about doornails that define the quality of deadness?
Most people die at age 27. They then wait another 40 years or so for their bodies to catch up.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Is RLA stealing from Dilbert?