Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 22, 2010

Does she get a new suit and $50?

If she’s bad enough, she might get more than that.

Can I interview her to make sure she has bad behavior?

By looking at her outfit, I think she already got her new suit and pearls from Warden Horny.

…where do you want be to put this at?..now that’s a bad sentence..

Then again, why would the warden let her go? Would she even want to?

Maybe that is her punishment.

I always thought it was time ON for bad behavior.

Does look a little like Gaga, doesn’t she?

Connie?

Captiva von Tramp.

Getting timeoff means the warden gets no more “time on”.

Ce-cell-ia Von Tramp.

Oh what have I wrought? Me thinks this whole “Von Tramp” thing, may be getting out of hand, no it’s not, but it’s just fun to watch.

“Lucinda,” perhaps?