Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 09, 2014

If you ask Trebek he’ll say there are only stupid answers.

Au Contraire Mon Ami, come to my workplace and I’ll prove it (or they will)

I agree Hammy there is no such thing as a stupid question but there are questions born out of ignorance.

So where was this friend police when Verne needed him?

As any teacher would tell you Hammy, the only dumb question is the one unspoken.

Not quite….“I don’t know….let’s look it up” is a better answer.

and @ Veteran: Absolutely right, and that’s the answer, along with Veteran’s, that a FRIEND would give. If you don’t know and you answer anyway you’re just a blowhard.

@SizeofaPeaWhen experiencing an insight that I was conversing with an intellectually challenged person I try to think of the motto ‘Ignorant people do stupid things’ because people are nouns and stupid is a verb.

My wife called my daughter to discuss my impending birthday. “He’ll be turning 51.” She said. My daughter replied. “What? When did he turn 50?” Yes, she is blonde, usually.

The Friend Police never sleeps, the Friend Police never sleeps…

with apologies to Ian Anderson/Jethro tull