Kliban by B. Kliban for October 24, 2014

Chicken fanciers fancy fancy chicken.

breath so bad it would knock a chicken off it’s perch

I actually thought that the expression was to knock a buzzard off a s**twagon

New try outs for the commercial for gum that cleans a dirty mouth.

♫Who’s blowing chickens off of a crossbar?♪Everyone knows it’s Windy…

Breathalyzer – The Kliban Method

Now turn around and take care of that last chicken.

Might be a belching contest.