Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 01, 2010

I hope he has a rabbit with him to wipe with.

And all this time I thought that the question was is a bear Catholic. and Does the Pope go in the woods.

Dyslexia’s a bytch

Now you’ve started something rac0308. How about: The early bird gets a job worth doing well…… …or… Two wrongs don’t make a penny earned………. …or… Money doesn’t grow on chickens before they’re hatched…

Nothing like mixing a few metaphors!

Looks like $%@# ain’t happening!

Sheik: I love that old joke. A bear and rabbit are doing business on opposite sides of a tree. Bear says “rabbit, ever have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?” Rabbit says nope, never. So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

What’s the matter– the woods aren’t big enough for two bears at the same time?

This smells sort of funny

Glad I could help, rw1h

Somehow reminds me of growing up in a house with two parents, six brothers and sisters, and one bathroom.