Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 05, 2014

Leave it to Calvin! =-O

I still love her face and reaction in the 3rd and 4th panels. Nice breaking the 4th wall too, Calvin!

did you not read the last two words of the riddle?

You know the difference between snot & broccoli? kids will eat snot!!!

Calvin, you are so gross. Yet you name your anti-female “club” G.R.O.S.S..Go figure.

Or a cooked snail?

Hobbes was right. Conversation should be kept to a minimum until mid-afternoon.

Yum! Salted and deep fried, even better than chips!

im glad to see your reading this cus I love you. hey Jordan!!

Snot nice to talk with your mouth full, Calvin…

You think its’ boogie but it snot!

Why doesn’t Susie just move away from him?

xxx

I hardly think that oysters are sentient…organized and animated maybe….

Years ago Garrison Keillor did a sketch on his radio show depicting the first man to ever eat an oyster. It was presented as if the whole thing was a practical joke played on some city slicker by shore dwellers. The city slicker, played by Mr. Keillor, uttered the immortal line: “Looks like phlegm.”

I can think of a difference. At my old apartment, which had a small garden right outside the bathroom window, I can’t ever recall a two-inch-long living booger crawling into the house and making itself at home on the shower wall.

Poor Susie. She needs to develope and iron stomach.

I think I lost my appetite.

That snot funny! (Except, actually, it kinda is.)

@SheMcYour joke made me laugh.

Goodbye appetite.