Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 20, 2010

“Do you expect me to walk?” “No, Mr. Bond… I expect you to DIE! Of old age, curse you!”

Instead of Blofeld, Bond found himself constantly at odds with Blohard.

Some Retired Bond titles:

You’re Four-Eyes Only. Doctor, Know What I Got? Custard Royale. Gallstones Are Forever. Oldfinger. Pablum of Solace. Octogenarian Pussy.

Since he had no oil source, Bond had to resort to the contents of his bedpan.

Sheik Yerbouti - Insightful and funnier than the origainal caption - you could do this for a living.

More retired Bond titles:

A View to a Pill Pee Another Day WrinkledFinger This Bed Pan is not Enough From Uretha with Pain For Your Bifocals Only The Daily Existence Daylights Never Say Funeral Again Zimmer Frames are Forever

Okay, Okay, I know they are cheesy but done at short notice i am sure someone else can do much better!!!!

You only die a half dozen times…

Nope you all did well. Wonder why he never moved up in numbers, though.

Goldenyears Blunder, fall No Doctor!

since old james participated in ww2, (the original ian fleming character) he WOULD be a candidate for a retirement home by now.. but, a life of booze and cigarettes (he was smoking 70 a day , according to the author), not to mention unprotected sex with countless , questionably unattached females would all probably do old james in before he got age 50, which was almost 40 years ago

I’m just sayin’……

But what a way to go!!

Metamucil, shaken, not stirred…

Latest Bond movie has been put on hold indefinetely.