WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 21, 2014

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I would suck at this job too. If they didn’t have a method in mind, I’d offer suggestions.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    Sounds like a business opportunity not to be missed.

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    Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago

    What they don’t know is the call is from a sky diver whose plane is on fire.Back years ago I was holding a car thief at gun point. He was holding a knife to his throat threatening to cut himself if I did not let him leave. I told him that was a bad idea. I said I would have to shoot him if he tried to cut himself. He got this confused look on his face. “Shoot me?? Why?” I said “To protect you from yourself.” He dropped the knife and gave up.

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    tonymcgurk  about 10 years ago

    He is a very positive lemming though. And jumping may actually be fun

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