Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 24, 2014
Transcript:
Mark: Howdy, campers, this is "Profiles on Parade." I'm "Marvelous" Mark Slackmeyer, and my special guest for today is none other than... my father! Dad's a successful broker, and he's here on campus for his 35th reunion. He's had a pretty darn interesting life, so without any further ado, I"ll just open the lines up for questions! Call us at 331-9100! That number again... Mr. Slackmeyer: What seems to be the problem.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Then, reality hits you in the face.
Dean about 10 years ago
He did not use 555-9100?
steverinoCT about 10 years ago
Eat cat food… it has more protein (I’m planning for MY retirement).
kaffekup about 10 years ago
Mark has yet to learn interviewing skills. Like, ask your guest some questions that may spark listener interest. On the other hand, it’s his father, so he probably doesn’t have any interest himself..And try Hamburger Helper, great even without the hamburger!(Credit to Cousin Eddie, I believe)
Red Ruffensor about 10 years ago
Google 331-9100 and you get a deli, a couple of tractor dealers, Acura of Omaha, all sorts of stuff.
JP Steve Premium Member about 10 years ago
“Is that what’s bothering you friend?”
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
I don’t get why Mark is even bothering to interview his Dad on the air a few days after that same Dad told a friend (in front of Mark) that he had no children…
38lowell about 10 years ago
Ramen noodles are 50% salt!